Lindsey Lohan's Death Sentence

Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people. The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving. She also has to spend two days working in the local ER.

I don't know about anyone else but when I do something stupid and get mixed up with the law....I don't think I am going to do some community service and be done with it. My dear friend Trouble has seen her share of DUI's. On her first one she was given 15 days shock time and a year of probation. I don't remember what she got on the second one. Either way....since when does making a couple million dollars a year make you above the law.

Our beloved Brittney has had a couple of DUI's as well. However, as we see every night, she is legally driving. How the hell does that woman have a licence? I thought once you have a couple you lost your privilege for a while. Oh wait...not for our pop princess though??

I think we should have punishments that knock these girl down a peg or two. Like if you get a DUI you should have to be the person who checks for Elephant hernia's. And if you do drugs you should have to clean up manure of all the pens in the zoo! For doing stupid shit.....you should get shit!

I don't have much knowledge as to how our socially elite were treated 20 years ago when they broke the law, but I am guessing they had it a bit harder. Now, you break a crime and spend four hours in jail. Most jails take that long just to book you in. Does the common Joe Blow have the right to bring up Miss Priss' sentence when he is getting 30 days?

So, Miss Lohan is going to be hanging with dead people. I hope she learns her lesson and gets her head on straight. Little girls, mine included, look up to these flakes. I wish they knew they impact they have and do things that they could be proud of. Instead of stupid antics to keep them in the headlines!

(Stepping off my soapbox now.)