This could be your Ex!!

Normally, I don't like to blog about people and make them look bad. However, every now and then some people do some stupid stuff and you can't help but want to share it.

My ex is a dope. Seriously. He gave me three amazing children. Nothing much beyond that I am afraid. He cheated while we were married. He was abusive. It goes on and on. To date he has 10 children with 4 women. I believe there are now two on the way as well.

My son is sick of all the babies. He has no space at their house and has pretty much had it. But, that's not my point.

So, this man has penis issues. From the day I met him he told me how he had never masturbated. Not once! Wtf?? I wasn't sure I could believe him. After a few years I learned it was the truth though. Because, not only does not masturbate but he can't stand to even touch his own penis. He sits to pee. In the shower he had to use a poof to clean himself never his hand. And when it came to sex, if he didn't aim right he expected you to aim it for him. Have you ever heard of a man with such penis issues?? However he has no problems sticking it in any woman who let him. How does a man live like that??

Maybe I should send him a book about the joys of self love. If he were able to love him self from time to time maybe he wouldn't be looking for the new baby momma.

He use to have a pretty good job in the hotel business. However, sleeping with the help and getting them pregnant can get you in trouble. Oh, and the same with romping at the McDonald's you work at. LOL Good lord!!

Now he works at Costco....selling coskets!! You gotta love Karma!