Kids say the darndest things.....

I love kids. I love as they get older the things they start telling me. I try not to get mad at the bad stuff and not laugh to hard when my son tries to tie his sisiter to a tree using her braids. My son loves the dirty jokes and my Partner doesn't help much as she laughs at all of his jokes....I am getting afaid that he will start saying these things while we are out in the open, or worse yet, start teaching them to other kids and I get angry messages on my voicemail. However I now realize I am not the only one.