All my exes

So my Lady and I were sitting and talking about ex loves the other night. (How many of you just groaned and rolled your eyes??!!) I made a huge mistake. BIG! I asked, "So who was the best in bed....it's ok baby...I won't get mad." Do not say this unless you are certain she is going to say your name. That 1.5 seconds she is thinking about it will kill you!! lol

I have dated some interesting one's let me tell you. I started in church camp...chuch camp boys were great. Then a few from the track team....then married the first one that came along in college....divorced him....then it kinda gets confusing. lol I went through this phase where I was very happy to be single and dated. I had many first dates...and few repeats. If I did date someone it was only briefly...about to the point where they started talking marriage and then I was out! One man proclaimed he never masterbated in his life! One had a thing for big butts. I didn't know whether to be insulted or flattered with that one. Another loved to hear me sing. One ....well...he liked ...yeah I can't even say it..let's just say it was wierd and he got dismissed quickly. When I me my girl....it was done..she was what my search was all about.

She too, has some interesting ex's. One who's but was so hairy that they called him monkey butt. No joke!

So when I asked the question "Who was the best" I thought there was no way any of those clowns would out rank me. But again, that 1.5 seconds was horrible!!

Then...I think about another woman...and her love life...and ... I don't feel so bad anymore!!