Potty Mouth!!

It is 6:45am. I haven’t been to bed yet. I can hear the coffee pot going behind me. A really great movie is running on cable. I am not a huge fan of movies on cable but it will do. I am trying to keep up on my blogs. I have been reading and commenting on my favorites. It’s not packing….that’s what I should be doing is packing. But, this stuff will still be here to pack when I am done. LOL

Totally off subject…. Have you seen the commercials for True North nuts? Oh lord…well at the end of the commercial it says something about a simply great nut snack. I never hear that. I never hear nut snack. You know what I hear so I don’t have to type it. I will be in another room and can’t see the television..but I can hear that commercial come on. When I do I laugh because I know they are going to say the tag line and I am going to hear it wrong. My brain refuses to hear it correctly.

Have you ever wondered if you have Turrets syndrome? First off if you suffer from this I am not making fun of this at all. I have read many things on this topic and cannot imagine how your day to day must be. Now….I sometimes sit…and out of no where….a curse word comes sailing through my brain. Or the entire nut snack commercial thing. And if I am telling a funny story to friends who are adults….I have to put in as many curse words as possible. Who does that? And I am bored with the same old curse words. I like my own…and I like to strew them all together. Like….”Jesus, plowing Mary on a coffee table while Lazarus drops his thumb on her!” Yeah….I have no idea where it comes from but it flies out and it taste good in my mouth. “Moses in a basket in a Nile in Egypt. “

Who made up curse words? I mean, who was sitting around and hit their thumb and said…”F*(K” I would never have come up with that word. I would have been more like “Blehamm!” So, where did they come from? I am going to have to Google the creator of my favorite curse words. We shall see what we come up with.

Coffee’s ready!!