Ok I am sorry readers but I have to share.....

A good friend of mine comes over all the time. She said she had something important we needed to talk about. I get a bit worried and ask her what's up. She starts to giggle a little bit and then asks me to lean over so she could whisper in my ear. She tells, "Did you know your little Yorkie like to sniff farts?" First off, I am not sure I would ever have the balls to say such a thing but she did. She says that sometimes when she comes over she is gassy....and will have silent farts. She says that whenever she toots my little dog goes straing for her butt and sniffs. I at first thought this was some silly joke and I wasn't going to fall for it this time. Heck no!So I blow it off (pun intended). Then she comes back into the room I am in and farts I about fall off the chair I was on from laughing so much. And, it's one of those things that you don't tell people cause they never believe you. However all of your friends have to know!! I begin to go down the phone tree.

After I told all of my friends and laughed for well over an hour, I get this funny thought. Would he sniff my toots too? Soo..yeah...I am all alone in the bathroom and one tiny peep came out my butt trumpet. And from all the way down stairs he comes running to where I am at. Craziness.

Maybe I could sale him to circus, come one came all...toot for the talented pooch.

Kids say the darndest things.....

I love kids. I love as they get older the things they start telling me. I try not to get mad at the bad stuff and not laugh to hard when my son tries to tie his sisiter to a tree using her braids. My son loves the dirty jokes and my Partner doesn't help much as she laughs at all of his jokes....I am getting afaid that he will start saying these things while we are out in the open, or worse yet, start teaching them to other kids and I get angry messages on my voicemail. However I now realize I am not the only one.

My Price Chopper is Better than your Price Chopper

Here in the great Kansas City area we have grocery stores called Price Chopper's. I have shopped at many of them in the many parts of town I have either lived or worked. They are big and offer a lot of diversity. Deli, bakery, meats, salad bar, the works!!! I thought they were all pretty much the same....until....

Our new house has us in a new part of town. It's a great neighborhood, new school opens next month....it's sweet!! Just across the street is county line where a high level of spanish speaking people live. So the Wal-mart close to home is mostly spanish speaking. All the signs are in spanish and english and there is a bread they sell there named after one of my ex's. Anyway I wasn't impressed with the Wal-mart at all. Then I went to the Price Chopper....


First off when you pull in the parking lot you can't help but notice the giant farmers market in front of the store...with these huge garage doors that open up in the nicer weather right into the produce section!! How cool is that?? The farmers market is at the grocery store!! Sweet! There is a an amazing selection in this store....of everything...they make home made tortilla's. The meat section is the best I have ever seen....there is even a chinese resteraunt and a full service deli, oh and a pharmacy!!!

My new guilty pleasure is going to the Price Chopper...oh and you can have a sample of any item in the produce section...just ask. How cool is that?? I can skip lunch and have a healthy free one if I do my shopping over my lunch break!!

So, if you are going to come visit...(the HoJo down the street looks ok but I have yet to check it out so we will have to see) be sure and visit the Price Chopper!!